Re: Stupid question Stupid answer

by **BakaInuNinja** Wed Mar 12, 2014 12:10 pm

Who said you have to eat it to smell like it.
Maybe you're growing some garlic in there you sneaky.

Why is yaoi so good----

by **Wolpard** Wed Mar 12, 2014 12:59 pm

Because it behaves!

Why're there no clouds in the sky now?

by **BakaInuNinja** Tue Mar 18, 2014 12:35 am

The shepherd has moved them elsewhere for shearing.

Why does chemistry exist?

by **Wolpard** Tue Mar 18, 2014 3:10 am

BECAUSE SATAN WANTED TO MAKE US SUFFER---
Accurateanswer.

Why do teachers like to assign boring books?

by **Heta** Tue Mar 18, 2014 4:42 am

Because the fun books were murdered by the boring books, so we have no fun books.

Why does school purposely have to be so hardddd

by **BakaInuNinja** Tue Mar 18, 2014 12:17 pm

You turn it on just that much ohhohohoho---

Is there life on mars?

by **Wolpard** Tue Mar 18, 2014 1:01 pm

Why should we be judging mars on whether it has (a) life or not?

Why do I need to take state tests today? :C

by **BakaInuNinja** Sat Mar 22, 2014 6:13 pm

Well it's not like you have any tests to give!

Can I have a pet dinosaur?

by **Wolpard** Sat Mar 22, 2014 7:03 pm

No because they don't like people telling them what to do-

Why does it rarely rain here?

by **Heta** Sat Mar 22, 2014 8:21 pm

The rain is bullied by the many earthquakes in your area, so it prefers to avoid it.

Why are people in my school so annoying?

by **BakaInuNinja** Mon Apr 14, 2014 2:21 am

Why aren't you so annoying?
WhoopsansweredwithaquestiontoobadBakawrongthread---

Will Wolp ever admit that Belgian chocolate is better?

by **Wolpard** Mon Apr 14, 2014 4:43 pm

Belgian chocolate is not better.
(Notastupidanswer :D)

Why is my phone being difficult?

by **Heta** Sat Apr 19, 2014 6:31 am

Because it wasn't set on easy mode.

Why do my cats like to sleep in random places I don't want them to be?

by **Wolpard** Sat Apr 19, 2014 9:34 pm

Because your cats work with Satan.

Why must planes be so uncomfortable?

by **Heta** Sat Apr 19, 2014 10:39 pm

Because they hate people.

Why can't my cats stop trying to attack my dog when she comes too close to them?

by **BakaInuNinja** Wed Apr 23, 2014 11:05 pm

They want to change the stereotype of dogs chasing cats.

Why do we need to sleep?

by **Wolpard** Thu Apr 24, 2014 4:24 am

Our dreams would feel bad if we didn't experience them.

Why does my dad have no eyebrows?

by **BakaInuNinja** Mon May 05, 2014 3:03 pm

Maybe he is a normal person and everyone else is just weird for having eyebrows.
Mydadbarelyhaseyebrowseither-

Why do I have a headache?

by **Heta** Mon May 05, 2014 3:09 pm

Your brain is having a wrestling match with your skull.

Why is the sky blue?

by **BakaInuNinja** Mon May 12, 2014 7:14 pm

No one ever tells it any jokes.

Can elephants jump?

by **Wolpard** Tue May 13, 2014 4:17 am

Why judge elephants on whether they can jump or not? Can you jump?

How many feet are present in your house right now?

by **BakaInuNinja** Sun May 18, 2014 9:23 pm

Define foot, because I am not sure if a paw counts as a foot or half a foot or not a foot at all.
And don't get me started on the snakey belly because people call snail and slug bellys feet so-

How many fingers am I holding up right now?

by **Shadow** Thu Jul 17, 2014 11:39 pm

twenty, because that's as high as I can count.

Why am I always so hungry?

by **Silverthewolf** Mon Jul 21, 2014 3:02 am

Because you're always hungry.

Why can't I sleep at night?

by **BakaInuNinja** Sat Aug 02, 2014 2:45 pm

Because Night isn't a place you silly thing!

How do you play the Violin?

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